Instructions For Talking To The Weaver
Apr. 2nd, 2012 09:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
aestheticweaverBring as many random objects as possible. The Weaver will want one. Hand it over.
It will speak in a bizarre stream-of-conciousness poem. Do your best to keep it happy, and it may decide it likes you.
Pray that it doesn't think you'd look better with a ear missing and your legs on backwards.
From there you're on your own.
It will speak in a bizarre stream-of-conciousness poem. Do your best to keep it happy, and it may decide it likes you.
Pray that it doesn't think you'd look better with a ear missing and your legs on backwards.
From there you're on your own.
